unconvenience:

Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

(Source: unconvenience, via pipsqueaklovee)

intensional:

when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it

(via pipsqueaklovee)

amenpenis:

Cute fun nicknames for your significant other

  • pop
  • six
  • squish
  • uh uh!
  • cicero
  • lipschitz

(Source: frankenthot, via pipsqueaklovee)

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

(via savoryserendipity)